pretzel-swirl:

meow-fuck:

If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.

never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water

(via pizza)

weird side effect of my never ending sexual frustration: knee-jerk hopeless crushes on everyone i meet

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via ravenmgee)

FYI: Rider Strong Is Still Really Sexy →

I can’t remember a time that I didn’t want Shawn Hunter to be my boyfriend.

I have a purple phone case, so I went all Hawkguy on it. *flounces away*

I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era.

So when I say this looks “bad”? I promise you it feels worse.

(Source: hawwkette, via aznpandalver)

(Source: jmaisonlilhouse, via bartonesque)

Goddammit. Gonna go to the comic book store tomorrow. Gonna buy all the Hawkguys. DON’T TRY AND STOP ME.

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS.

(Source: quicklyillustrations)

intotherainbowsunsetwithcastiel:

narcissistic-alcoholic:

my mom was watching supernatural with me and we were wondering why we just couldnt find sam as attractive as dean. we realized however it was beacause my cousin matt happens to look just like jared padalecki

#Literally thought this was a picture of Jared..

HOly mother of god is this possible

(via geothebio)

Eurovision and the BAFTAs happened, and now there is not nearly enough Renner on my dash.

(Source: mahihkun, via bartonesque)